Un-Cuffin' Season

Ah, the season of Fall is upon us again.  I would have to say that Fall is my favorite time of the year.  Weather starts to cool off, but isn't too cold yet.  Football season is back.  The new season of The best show on TV The Walking Dead is back.  And Pumpkin Spi...  Wait... Nah...  I had y'all there for a sec, huh?

I didn't know this was a thing (or, that it had an actual title, at least) until I joined Twitter, but along with all the wonderful things mentioned above, Fall also brings with it another season:  Cuffing Season.  What is this "Cuffing Season", you ask?  UrbanDictionary.com describes Cuffing Season as such:

During the Fall and Winter months, people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves, along with the rest of the world, desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship.  The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

Apparently, winning during "cuffing season" involves 

complex strategy and impeccable execution.

 In short, right around this time every year, the cooler temperatures cause folks to have a greater desire to loose their single status, or get "boo'd up", if you will.  However, fall also brings along what I have now dubbed "Un-Cuffing Season".

Current Relationship Status:  CoD

You might be thinking to yourself:  "How can both Cuffing and Un-Cuffing season occur at the same time?"  Well, it just so happens that a lot of popular video games that annually reinvent themselves --mainly NBA 2Kwhatever-the-upcoming-year-is, Call of Duty, and Madden20##-- drop their newest renditions during these months.  Thanks again to good ol' Twitter, I've found that these yearly releases cause a ton of strain on relationships that have survived the closing of previous cuffing seasons (aka, they stayed together instead of just being a Winter fling), and no doubt results in countless break-ups.  Every year, like clockwork, I witness a salvo of tweets from disgruntled girlfriends about their man playing their video game of choice too much.  This, of course, is followed immediately by clap-back tweets from guys who think these ladies need to stop trippin' and let them be great.

As some of you in relationships attempt to navigate another un-cuffing season, let me give you some things to ponder that may help you make it through with your relationship still in-tact.  Now, one would think that I, being a guy, would be completely on the fellas' side on this.  However, those of you who are familiar with my work know I gotta look at both sides of this fairly.  I'll start with the guys (ladies, don't get too comfortable and think I'm not comin' for y'all lol).

***SIDE NOTE:  I'm curious to know how many ladies out there have the opposite problem... Any lady gamers out there who have boyfriends who think they play too much?  Let me know!***

Guys, sit back and think for a moment.  Have you ever considered that maybe, juuuust maybe, there's a legit reason why your lady is complaining about the amount of time you spend playing video games?  When's the last time y'all spent some quality time together?  When was your last date night?  If y'all live together, have you been holding up your side of whatever your bill-paying/chore-doing arrangement is?  Does she constantly have to remind you of things you said you'd take care of?  If you have unfavorable answers to at least two of these questions, then I actually don't blame your lady for having a little disdain towards your game playing.  The words "priorities" and "moderation" come to mind.  But just like you're currently giving her a reason to hate your gaming, you can turn that around and do things that leave her no valid reason to complain.  Be proactive.  Spend a little extra time with her.  Schedule some dates or quality time with her ahead of time.  Whatever your responsibilities are around the crib (if you live together), knock those out well before they become an issue.  Maybe even take care of something she normally does.  Be above reproach and leave no room for her to complain.  Oh, and here's a noble concept:  how 'bout doing that stuff on the regular?  That way, you keep your lady happy, and she also doesn't think you're doing it just to keep her off your back.

Now, for the ladies... I ask you all some of the same questions.  Is he spending enough time with you?  Do you otherwise feel loved and appreciated?  Is he taking care of home, whatever that means for you?  If so, SHUT THE EFF UP AND THAT MAN FLOURISH!!!  Everyone has fun, relieves stress, and enjoys their down time in their own way.  If your man's preferred method of doing so is playing video games, then who are you to tell him that that's wrong?  Imagine if he nagged and complained every time you wanted to watch Real Housewives of Wherever, HGTV, or The Bachelorette? (Ok, my apologies, I know I generalized horribly just now, but y'all get my point).  And if you know your guy and you've been together for over a year, the fact that his favorite game is coming out isn't a surprise to you, yet some of you let it blindside you every year.  Ladies, assuming you have a life outside of your man (if you don't, there's the problem, but more on that shortly), you mean to tell me you can't find something else to do while he and the squad are bodying folks in CoD?  Unless he really is the type to play "all day, err day", you can't tell me that he just happens to always be playing whenever you want to spend time with him.

***Please excuse the profanity and n-bombs, but this was tragically funny.***

I'm pretty sure this story is fabricated, but ladies, 

if this story even closely resembles you, 

I feel sorry for your man.

Speaking of which, some of you ladies need to re-assess your definition of what it means to spend enough time with you.  Yes, as I mentioned earlier, there are guys who really do spend too much time playing video games and leave you hanging.  On the flip side, some women's definition of spending enough time with them is "he has to spend every waking moment that he's not at work/school with me".  Ladies, if that's you, YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!  It's no wonder he has to get away from you and pick up the sticks!  Be like him and get yourself a hobby.  'Cause whether his hobby is video games or something else, your relationship probably isn't going to last long if you both don't have outside interests.  Also, some ladies just plain hate gaming so much that any amount of gaming a guy does is too much.  In which case, I either say that's a personal problem the lady needs to deal with on her own, or she just needs to find a guy who doesn't game.

Ya know, sometimes, I compare being on Twitter to a Jigsaw Trap:  it helps me appreciate my life.  I read these seasonal arguments on Twitter and it makes me grateful for my wife and our relationship, and specifically when it comes to the topic at hand.  I consider myself a "casual binge-gamer", meaning that I may go months without playing any games at all, but when I get a new game or decide to pick up an old one again, its several hours straight for several nights in a row.  Even during those binges, my wife has yet to give me any crap about my gaming.  The most she'll say is "don't stay up too late."  Heck, this woman even went so far as to buy me a PS4 last year.  Even if she hadn't done that, I still appreciate her for being considerate enough to give me my space to do the things I like to do.  By the same token, I also give her that space as well, 'cause guess what?  We BOTH have outside interests and aren't all up under each other all the time.  And not to say that I'm perfect at this or that I'm the standard or anything, but I also don't give her much reason to complain.  I'm not constantly on the sticks, and if certain things aren't already taken care of at the crib when I'm playing, I give her a legit time table of when I plan to get it done, and I haven't given her a reason to not believe me when I tell her.

Best.  Wife.  EVER.  
I love this woman.

I really hope this helps you all survive this current un-cuffing season, and many more to come.  Video games don't have to be a sore spot in a relationship.  As long as both sides are willing to communicate and be considerate of each other, I believe it can definitely work.  If not, then video games are just a symptom of a bigger problem.

Cosplayin': My Cosplay Is Not For YOU.

If you're like me and you're an avid cosplayer and unapologetically geeky to boot, you inevitably end up having conversations with your associates, friends, and family about your hobby.  Some of these conversations can be pleasant, while others can go left really quick.  I've heard a fair amount of horror stories from other cosplayers who've had their "loved ones" ridicule their passion, tell them to grow up, or even go so far as to accuse them of devil worshiping.

Fortunately, my discussions about cosplay with my friends and family have been positive.  Well, positive towards me, anyway.  You see, while I haven't received any negative feedback about my hobby or my costumes, I find myself having to defend some of my fellow cosplayers from the comments of those close to me.  For example, my wife and I were showing her aunt and uncle some photos we took back at Dragon*Con 2015.  We proceeded to show them a pic of my wife and her favorite cosplayer (after me, of course), Lonstermash.  This guy is, in me and my wife's opinion, as spot-on of a movie-version Wolverine as you can get.  However, both our aunt and uncle looked at him and said "Meh.  He needs to work out more."  Even worse, we showed this same pic to my mom a few weeks later, and her reaction was pretty much the same.  "He's not buff enough to be Wolverine."  This was a severe case of blasphemy to me, 'cause I look at Lon and think "#BODYGOALS!!!"  I thought to myself, how could anyone possibly look at this man and think he's not anything enough to be Wolverine?  Heck, I look at him sometimes and have to remind myself that's not Hugh Jackman!

Other friends and family have also had similar things to say about other cosplayers they've seen in photos that I show them.  They almost immediately begin to compare people and pick them apart.  They'd say "Myron, your's is so much better than this one" or "this girl's cosplay has nothing on this other girl."  I even had a friend tag me in her comment of another cosplayer's pic, saying "here's your match", as if we were competing.

 

 If this dude ain't a perfect Wolverine, nobody is.

Of course, this only gets worse when it comes to people on the internet.  Over the Summer, a video posted by one of my favorite cosplayers, Alicia Marie, was shared in a nerd group that I used to belong to on Facebook (the reasons why I left are pretty much the same reasons why I'm writing this blog).  Alicia's video was a snapchat of her cosplaying as Storm.   There were people who shared my opinion that she looked awesome, but there were countless people who nit-picked her, saying she was too light-skinned to be Storm.

 

The internet has taught me that you can look like both a supermodel AND an action figure, 
and haters STILL gon' find a way to hate.

I made a post later that night, defending Alicia and every other person who had been criticized by that group.  I gave a stern reminder to them that cosplay is for everyone, regardless of gender, body type, race, sexual orientation, or anything else.  The post was well accepted by all except one idiot who proclaimed that "fat cosplay is trash" and that cosplayers should "be humble".  This guy kept saying "be humble" and "stay humble" throughout our argument, giving me the impression that he had no idea what being humble really meant.  Based on the context, he confused being "humble" with "staying in your lane", believing that cosplayers should only cosplay characters that look like them or that match their body type.

Just one snippet of our altercation...

(I had originally posted the 2nd screenshot, with 

the names crossed over, in a more positive cosplay group on FB.
However, after seeing this dude's foolishness, 

the other members were in favor of NOT blocking his name out.  You don't get the 

privilege of anonymity when you're bold enough to be 

this much of a jerk to people, apparently.)

All of the above has lead me to the conclusion that many people who don't cosplay just don't get cosplay.  In the case of my family and most of my friends, they mean well and their comments aren't out of malice, but I can still tell they just don't get it (mom, family... if y'all are reading this, I promise that the following angst is not aimed at you).  We dress up as our favorite characters to show our love for them and to express ourselves, and have never brought what other people think about it into consideration when doing so.  We aren't trying to out-do each other; only ourselves.  And unless we actually enter a contest, we're not competing with anyone.  We don't care if we're the "wrong" race, gender, or body type for a character.  After all, the majority of us aren't doing this to audition to play the part of our favorite character in their next live action movie.  We also don't care if our interpretation or personal spin on a character doesn't resonate with someone else's.   However, now that cosplay is mainstream, all of a sudden your cosplay isn't acceptable or "doesn't work" if it doesn't fit what the rest of the world thinks it should be, and there's no shortage of internet basement trolls who have no qualms about letting you know in the most brutal way possible.  You see, one of the unfortunate side-effects of cosplay (and geekery as a whole) becoming mainstream and "cool" is that the people think cosplayers are now subject to the standards of what is acceptable and beautiful in the media.  On top of that, many geeks tend to be very anal about the things they love, so if you don't look exactly like a character in both costume and body, or if you don't fit that particular geeks' vision of a character, it's a problem.

What I'm here to tell you all is this...  While we definitely appreciate when others like our work (who doesn't?), we cosplay for ourselves.   As I said before, cosplay is not a movie audition, so there is no requirement to look exactly like that unrealistically-drawn character.  Therefore, any comments and opinions of "He's not ___ enough to be ___" or "She's too ___ to be ___" are completely invalid.  If we should so happen to look like that character, whether by genetics and/or working out, then that's simply icing on the cake.  Nothing more.  Our cosplays are not here for anyone's critique, consumption, or judgement, and neither are our bodies.  Contrary to popular belief, just because someone posts themselves on the internet, it's not an open invite to give your unfiltered opinions (which you are entitled to, of course, but you're not entitled to be a jerk to anyone).  While I'm at it, people kill me with this posting of someone else's cosplay on their social media pages, captioning it with "Thoughts?", "How'd (s)he do?", and even "Rate them 1-10", which does nothing but invite criticism & judgement.

Like I stated before, we may not be competing, but we definitely want to grow, so constructive criticism is usually welcome.  But keep the disrespect to yourself, along with any comments about someone not being the right race, gender, or body type.   These are things that we either cannot change or are not willing to change just to please others and appeal to their vision of a character.  I can't stress enough that cosplay does not play by society's rules.  Therefore, if a white guy wants to dress up as Storm, he can do that.  If a black woman wants to be Superman, she has every right to.  A skinny dude can be Thor.  A fat girl can be Jessica Rabbit.  Not something you want to see?  That's fine.  Don't think a person's cosplay "works" or is "appropriate"?  That's cool, too.  But just remember that, while you're free to enjoy (or not) someone's cosplay, they're not cosplaying for you.  You'll be ok.